September 24, 2010

Look! I’m a Food Blogger…Or Maybe Not

So I had this great idea to take my left over pizza sauce, experiment with my tortillas and see if I could create pizza! All while documenting it for my blog readers.

See, I did it all for YOU! So here we go…

First mistake…I mixed up by brand names! There’s goes that lucrative Kraft sponsorship…

But wait, it gets worse.

As I was documenting my brilliant idea, along came a hand…

 

And then some unmanicured toes! Oh the horror! And yes, now you can see my little thief stealing pepperoni…

 

“Mama, whatcha doin? Why you on chair?”

Quickly realizing my attempt at food blogging was a bust, I got down and started the oven. The end result…soggy pizza!

Really, I should not be left unsupervised.

26 comments:

Katherine said...

I made home made pizzas for dinner tonight also. We had pumpkin, feta, baby spinach & Parmesan pizza. It was deliciosa but it was also a little on the soggy side, which only made it easier sliding down the throat. Pizzas are always a fun thing to make with kids.

SouthernSass said...

I tried to document/experiment with scallops one evening and almost overcooked them because I was so busy trying to take photos. I have since decided that I will not become a food blogger! :)

Courtney said...

LOL - too funny! Well, at least you tried.

Aunt of 14 said...

Ha!!I love the little hands reaching for the pepperonis! Soggy pizza? Well maybe you can roll them up and make pizza taquitos that way?

Brian Miller said...

haha. love it...we have little hands as well that love pepperoni...we use english muffins as the base for our pizzas some times...

Claudia said...

OMG - i just try to figure out how it looked - you - standing on that chair - taking food pics….this was really funny - and i think you should continue with food blogging…smiles

Ms. Diva said...

Here at Chez Max they beg me not to experiment with cooking!! Hahaha! Let's not even go there as to why!!!!!

Tracy B. said...

I love your little guy's face when he got caught. lol. I make homemade pizza with whole wheat pitas, instead of the tortillas. My son loves to take them in his lunch.

Country Wings in Phoenix said...

Hi Sweetie, good morning...
Oh how I love the little pepperoni thief, a little hand just slipping in there, and then when he looks up at you, up on that chair, the precious look on his face...PRICELESS. I am afraid I would have fell off in laughter at the moment. So darn cute.

I have never had any luck with making pizzas from tortillas, but I do pretty good with the dough in the biscuit section of the grocer. It turns out good and the grands love it.

Hope you have a beautiful Friday sweet friend. Many hugs and so much love, Sherry

RaD said...

That was great! I love the commentary!

Momma Hen said...

Ahahaha! I don't know why this made me laugh so hard but it did!

Jumping Jack said...

You are too funny! And, you have a handsome little thief on your hands!

Amy O'Connor said...

Hey, at least you tried! When I was a kid my mom used to use hamburger buns for the base. We loved them!

Journaling Woman said...

Ahh, I love those little hands (and pepperoni).

Very funny. The ingredients looked yummy. I think you have potential. :)

Jenilee said...

I am SOOO this post! :) I have tried a few times to blog about food and each time my pics are horrible or it didn't turn out blog worthy! lol I've posted anyway just to keep it real! love it!

jackie said...

Nice try! Wish I knew how to make pizza!

Laura said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Ginny Marie said...

It was worth a shot! I love finding ways to use leftovers!

Tyler said...

LOL.. you crack me up! I am not even a good cook much less a food blogger

Victoria's Voice said...

That is too funny!

I am your newest follower. I love your posts.

I have given you the One Lovely Blog Award and would love for you to stop by and pick it up.

Have a great day!

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Emmy said...

Lol! Well you might not be a food blogger but this post is awesome.

Marydon said...

G'eve sweet CM ~ The best tortilla pizzas are with everything you'v got ... but grill them on the grill/electric fry pan ... the kid-lings love making them when they are home .... AND ... YES, we have a pepperoni thief, too.

I love your little kid-ling, that look is JUST precious.

We are travelling, will keep up as best I can ..
TTFN ~ hugs, Marydon

Laura said...

Are you standing on a chair? haha You're too funny, I love it! Definitely stick with pitas next time. :) Oh and that is what our products look like around here too, I would hate to be biased. :)

Poetic Shutterbug said...

Adorable and a cute little helping hand.

Pennie said...

You are hilarious! Your kiddo is way cuter than food, anyhow...

trooppetrie said...

we go to sam's and buy a case of frozen dough. then any time we want pizza all i have to do is add sauce and toppings. ooh so good. i have tried the tortilla shells and they come out soggy. i am sure there is a way we make them not soggy

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